Nkosazana, zibheke ngokungakholwa futhi...mamatheka!

Kuyancomeka ukuthi vele usegunjini lokubelethela atshele umhlengikazi ukuthi umsonga ngenabukeni elingafanele. Ngeshwa, ezinyangeni ezimbalwa ezizayo, angakwazi ukuqamba amanga kuphela ngesineke futhi abekezelele ukungakwazi okuhlazisayo kwababheki bakhe. 

Lokho izihlobo ezijabulayo ezithatha "inkulumo emnandi" empeleni kuwukudumaza mayelana nokuphakama kwama-puree enziwe ekhaya kunawathengwa esitolo, ama-gruel ezitsheni ezigcwele odayi bokwenziwa, noma ukubambezeleka kwemizuzu emihlanu ekugezeni kwakusihlwa. Ngokushesha nje lapho esukuma futhi eqala ukukhuluma, lesi sigebengu esikhukhumele siqala ukufundisa abazali baso. I-horoscope yamasonto onke ye-Virgo.

Indawo yezintombi ezincane ibangela ukwesaba phakathi kwabanye. Lamakhehla awasoze angcolisa izingubo zakho, ahlela amathoyizi awo ngokulandelana kwezinhlamvu, bageza izitsha ngentokozo futhi ngokwejwayelekile bayasabeka. Lapho kungekho muntu obabhekile, bahlola izingane zakubo ngokuzinikeza ama-psychotropics kamkhulu (banebhukwana elikhethekile ababhala kulo imiphumela "yezivivinyo") futhi bahlale beshayela umnyango wezokuhlanzeka bebacela ukuthi baqalaze indawo yokudlela yesikole. Bachitha sonke isikhathi sobusha behlakulela ukuhamba kwabo okungokwemvelo futhi behlakulela inqwaba yezinto ezihlekisayo, izinto zokusika namapuleti. Ezinye izintombi ezisanda kweva eshumini nambili ziza nombono okhaliphile wokuthi "ukubulala amagciwane kwangaphakathi", okuholela ekudakweni, kanye nentuthuko emangalisayo ebudlelwaneni bomphakathi. 

Intombi ikwazi ukuba nengxoxo emnandi kuphela ngemva kwemiphongolo emine ehlanzekile, ngaphandle kokugxeka i-interlocutor ngezipikili ezingcolile futhi ingabali ama-calories ku-herring elele phambi kwayo.

Ukube bekungengenxa yolimi lwabo olubukhali nengqondo engenasihawu, ngokuqinisekile bebezodwengulwa abangane besikole babe izicucu ngenxa yokugcina izincwadi zokubhalela kahle nokukhothama kuthishanhloko. Kodwa akekho olokotha ukweqa iNkosazana, ngoba yiyo ebhala phansi izifundo zekilasi lonke.Emva kokuphendula isikole ihhovisi, yinto efanayo. Ama-Virgo awakaze aphuze, awonakele, ahlakaniphile, asebenza kahle, njengoVincenti Pstrovsky kuma-booster, futhi ukuhambisana yigama lawo eliphakathi. Yingakho iziphathimandla zibahlonipha njengethole legolide. AmaVirgo aphatha imali yawo ayisebenzele kanzima ngokuqapha okunonya. Sebeyazi ukuthi yimalini abazoyisebenzisa ngoKhisimusi ngoFebhuwari futhi bayakujabulela ukubhala, ukuqhathanisa nokukhokha izikweletu ngesikhathi. Usuku lokuzalwa lukaVirgo! Nansi i-horoscope ekhethekile yonyaka wonke.

Ngaphezu komsebenzi, okuyincazelo yokuphila kwawo, amaVirgo azizwa engalondekile neze. Ama-Ascetics - ahlala esitokisini esinefenisha emithathu nezincwadi eziyisigidi futhi adle isinkwa esigcwele okusanhlamvu nogalikhi. Bangabantu abangenathemba ngokwedlulele futhi abakholelwa lutho. Inkolo kukhulunywa ngayo “njengobuthakathi”, abathembi ngisho nelilodwa igama kwabezindaba futhi bakholelwa ukuthi ukwenza izinto ezihlekisayo embonweni kufanele kujeziswe ngokubhenywa komphakathi esigxotsheni. Abanye abantu bayimiphefumulo yephathi. Ama-Virgo aseduze "nesibindi" noma esinye isitho esibhekene nama-hangover nesilungulela. Bangase bakhumbule zonke izinsuku zokuzalwa, kodwa bayohlale bakukhumbuza ukuthi iyiphi. Okubi nakakhulu, bathenga izipho ezingokoqobo kuphela. Babonisa ukushiyeka kwabo kwabanye futhi bayizingcweti zokuphika - ukudubula umuntu ngemuva "ngokuzivikela" kuyisibonakaliso sabo.Abakwazi ukuzisiza othandweni, besaba nganoma yisiphi isizathu. Besaba ukuthi bazokhashelwa, basizakale, noma okubi nakakhulu, bahlangane nomuntu ongeke ehle esihlalweni sendlu yangasese.

Bathandana ngesizathu esithile, futhi ukuhlangana nabo kufana nenhlolokhono yomsebenzi enzima. 

Bayaqiniseka ukuthi i-romanticism iwuhlobo lwesifo se-venereal. Abesifazane abangama-Virgo ngeke bashade nomuntu ongasethuli isitatimende sasebhange sakamuva, ukuhlolwa kwegazi okuphelele nesitifiketi sikadokotela wezengqondo. Laba balwela amalungelo abesifazane bebelokhu befundisa umyeni wabo amashumi eminyaka futhi bebhala phansi zonke izenzo zakhe ezimbi ebhukwini lokubhalela elikhethekile, elizoba wusizo kakhulu ezinqubweni zesehlukaniso. Umfana we-Virgo ugwetshelwe ukugibela amahhashi aphakade, ngaphandle uma othile emcela umshado, ahlele umshado futhi amyise esontweni ngokwakhe. Kabuhlungu, uthembekile ngokukhathala, akasoze akuqabula esidlangalaleni "ngoba inhlamba kakhulu." Ukhombisa imizwa ngokuwasha imoto yakho. Funda imithetho yokuphila nge-Virgo. 

Izingane ezizintombi ziphila kanzima. Kwanele ukuthi ekuseni amaphijama akho agoqwe agwegwe bese umama ekhala emakhoneni usuku lonke. Abazali bazo abawaqomi (ngoba awuhlanzekile), abawugubhi uKhisimusi (ngoba uwubullshit obungokomzwelo), futhi babenza bagqoke i-pantyhose okweshumi nanhlanu kanye namajezi asabekayo aluka ngesandla (ukuze bonge imali). Kuphela uma kwenziwa umsebenzi wesikole ziwusizo kakhulu. Ngenxa yalezi zizathu, izingane zezintombi ngokuvamile zikhula njengezilahliwe ezidangele noma ama-sybarite alandela iphethini "yezintombi, iwayini nepiyano".

Ibona lokhu, i-Virgo esekhulile iwela ekwenyanyeni okukhulu. Kwakhiwa indawo yokufihla ikhanda esizeni futhi bagonyelwa i-yellow fever, ngoba umfudlana onodaka ugeleza eduze. Bayiduba imigubho yomndeni ngoba "Umalume u-Emil uyisikhohlakali kanti uGogo uZyuta akagezi." Ngenxa yokuzijabulisa, benza ifilimu izingxoxo ezikhuthazayo nezipho zendawo, bakhulise ama-orchid futhi bathole imiklomelo eminingi kaNobel, kanti ezinye izintombi, sezinqume ukuthi umhlaba uya esihogweni futhi akukho lutho olungenziwa, phatha isixubho kanye namapheya amathathu. amabhulukwe amhlophe qhwa ephaketheni futhi uhlale (weqa okungadingekile ) imoto/umhume/isithako sikawoyela elahliwe phakathi ne-Atlantic. 

Veronica Kowalkowska