Umuntu ngokwezinkanyezi
Okuqukethwe:
- U-Aries: Uhlobo lwe-Martian nguwe!
- Taurus: Into eyodwa ekuhlanganisayo - inkani
- I-Gemini: ukuntula imininingwane ethile kuyindlela ephumelela kakhulu yokulinganisa indoda
- Umdlavuza: UMacho uzozwa ukukhala nokukhala okukhulu lapho elimaza Umdlavuza.
- Leo: abaphikisi abafanelekile!
- Virgo: ngeke ufune ukuxhumana nama-primitives
- I-Libra: I-Libra egxile kozakwethu izoheha amadoda anobugovu.
- I-Scorpio: isithunzi esimpunga kanye nomongameli we-CEO?
- I-Sagittarius: Kungaba mnandi kakhulu
- I-Capricorn: ayikho imithetho ye-macho
- I-Aquarius: Uma uhlobo lwe-Martian luhlasela, luzowela esikhaleni
- AmaPisces: I-Macho kunzima ukuyilawula
UMacho uzophendula amakhanda antshontshe izinhliziyo zabesifazane abaningi
UMacho uzophendula amakhanda antshontshe izinhliziyo zabesifazane abaningi. Futhi yiziphi izimpawu zezinkanyezi ezinethuba lobudlelwano bendoda obuphumelelayo? Hlola!
U-Aries: Uhlobo lwe-Martian nguwe!
Ungathanda ukuzimosha nge-clone yakho? Mhlawumbe akunjalo, ngoba amanxeba azosikwa, agwazwe. Kepha uma udala i-duet evumelanayo, uzofika ngempumelelo ku-Mars uqobo futhi ufanelwe ukushayelwa ihlombe!
Taurus: Into eyodwa ekuhlanganisayo - inkani
Kungenjalo, uphishekela izinhloso zakho. UMacho ulwa ngesineke, iTaurus nayo isebenza ngesineke. Esokuqala sibe ngesokuqala, esesibili ngesokuthola inzuzo. Awu… Bangababhangqwana abangasebenzisani!
I-Gemini: ukuntula imininingwane ethile kuyindlela ephumelela kakhulu yokulinganisa indoda
Futhi iGemini iyaphumelela kulokhu. I-Martian macho ingcono ukungathukutheli, ngakho-ke iGemini izobhekana nokungabibikho kwayo okungokwemvelo, noma kufanele ibe nozwelo olujulile.
Umdlavuza: UMacho uzozwa ukukhala nokukhala okukhulu lapho elimaza Umdlavuza.
Ngeke amthinte nhlobo lokhu, kodwa uzozizwa edelelekile kuye. Uzobuyisela inhlonipho uma uCancer uphendula futhi uhlasela ngemuva.
Leo: abaphikisi abafanelekile!
Wonke umuntu ufuna ukukhuphuka inkundla futhi athathe umklomelo wowinile. Kungaba i-ego duel ethokozisayo ngoba ngeke kwaziwe kuze kube sekupheleni ukuthi ubani owinile.
Virgo: ngeke ufune ukuxhumana nama-primitives
Uthambile futhi uhlakaniphe ngokweqile. Ngakho lezi zibonakaliso ezimbili zizogwema omunye nomunye, kuzozuzisa impilo yabo.
I-Libra: I-Libra egxile kozakwethu izoheha amadoda anobugovu.
Izomnikeza lezi zinkonzo inqobo nje uma eyibuyisela ngemiphumela yokunqoba kwayo. Konke kumayelana nenzuzo, ngoba uLibra uhlakaniphile.
I-Scorpio: isithunzi esimpunga kanye nomongameli we-CEO?
Inhlekelele. Nokho, uma behlukanisa ngekhono imikhakha yethonya, kuningi bazokwenza ndawonye. I-Mars izofunda ukubheka ngokujulile ku-Scorpio futhi ngeke ithathe okuningi. Futhi i-Scorpio ekugcineni izoyeka ukubhanqa unomphela.
I-Sagittarius: Kungaba mnandi kakhulu
Uma i-Mars imnika inkululeko yokuhamba, ndawonye bayonqoba izindawo ezimsulwa. Lapho sebekutholile abakufunayo, bayozimisela ukunqoba izwe elisha. Ngokuphindaphindiwe.
I-Capricorn: ayikho imithetho ye-macho
Uma ngabe lezi azifakile. Khona-ke uzowashintsha ngokubona kwakhe. I-Capricorn ngeke ikuqonde lokhu.
I-Aquarius: Uma uhlobo lwe-Martian luhlasela, luzowela esikhaleni
Ngoba kuvela ukuthi i-Aquarius ingaphezu kwalokho. Ngoba umthatha njengomuntu ongelutho onganakwa. Hhayi-ke, ngaphandle uma kuvela ukuthi ungumabi wemibono yakhe, kodwa akunakwenzeka ukuthi indoda izoyilandela. Yena ngokwakhe kufanele abuse, futhi angase angaqondi ukuthi kusho ukuthini u-Aquarius.
AmaPisces: I-Macho kunzima ukuyilawula
… ngakho-ke amaPisces akule akhawunti azophucwa indlela yawo eyintandokazi yokuxhumana nabanye abantu. Futhi i-Martian ayizwani nabalahlekile kanye nobuntu bomphefumulo.
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