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Inkani ye-pathological, nokuthi ulawula kanjani! Lawa ngamaCancer ... esibukweni esigwegwile!

U-Rachika uyakwazi ukuhlanganisa umunwe omncane wanoma yimuphi owesilisa. Lokhu kumdakisa kangangokuthi azivume kuye, adonse isililo phambi kwe-altare, futhi amnikeze yonke impahla yakhe. Bese uyaziqhenya futhi eqiniseka ukuthi nguye ophethe!

Indlela yokubona ingane yomdlavuza? Kulula kakhulu - okumele ukwenze ukunyonyobela iqembu labantwana basenkulisa bese ugxoba uphakamise phezulu. Lowo oweqa imitha phezulu, aqale ukugwavuma, ahayize ethukile futhi aqale ukubiza umama - lena yiCancer.  

LamaMazgay amancane ayesaba yonke into. Amasokhethi kagesi, umakhelwane ophezulu, ijazi lezimvu.

Uyini Umdlavuza Wezingane?

Izandla zabazali ziba ndikindiki ngenxa yokugona nokushaywa unhlangothi, futhi ubuchopho buyavevezela ngenxa yokuphindaphinda amazwibela apholile namnandi. Kodwa uma kufanele, u-Rachek ongonakalisiwe maduze uzodinwa iqiniso lokuthi uthathwe futhi uzokhala ngokunganqamuki kuze kufike amaphoyisa emnyango, abizwe ngomakhelwane abakhathazekile. Hlola i-horoscope yengane yakho.. ayikwazi akhishwe. Esikhundleni sokugijima nabangani, uchitha usuku lonke egoqana ngamathoyizi athambile, elandela umama wakhe futhi emgqolozele. Ngaphandle kwenganekwane, ngeke alale, kodwa muhle futhi ujabule, ngoba, isibonelo, abazalwane Grimm bangaba yingozi ngenxa ye-psyche yakhe ebucayi. Kungcono ungamthengeli izilwane, ngoba uzobulala ngisho nezinhlanzi. 

Umdlavuza ekolishi ngeke kube lula. 

Kuye, ukushiya ikhaya lakhe kuyinhlekelele, efana nokudingiselwa eSiberia. Kuyaziwa ukuthi yizixhwanguxhwangu kuphela ezihlala ezindlini zokulala, futhi ifulethi elinegumbi elilodwa eliqashwe inkampani yomngane ovela enyuvesi lizophenduka ngokushesha libe umhume onomsindo wokungathembeki nokudakwa. Ngakho-ke, ngokuvamile uhlala yedwa. Njengoba eshonelwe yisoka, uphatha wonke amathini katamatisi alethwe kunina njengensalela, futhi ebusuku uchithe ulwandle lwezinyembezi esembozweni se-duvet ngesandla sikagogo sakhe esinesitashi. Akanaso isikhathi salutho ngoba usafona eqinisekisa ukuthi umndeni “ulungile”. Uyabazisa abantu abakhubazekile, abanezifo ezingelapheki, ngisho nezindebe zomlomo. Iwashi ledolobha limbheka njengohlanya oluyingozi, ngoba manje uyahlenga kumSamariya wakhe agone ugogo othile othengisa iminduze yasesigodini, noma indoda engenakhaya ethukile eyathunjwa Umdlavuza ukuze "inikeze ukudla nekhona elifudumele." Uma enekati, khona-ke ngaphandle kweso, uma enenja, khona-ke ngaphandle kwe-paw, futhi okungcono ngaphandle kokubili. Izicukuthwane ezinjalo zicela ukuxhashazwa ngendlela engafanele, ngakho wonke umhlambi wabangane bamanga ababi uzulazula kuCancer, ngokungenamahloni bemunca amajusi okugcina kuwo. Hlola ukukhanya nethunzi Lomdlavuza. Umdlavuza awunankinga - ukusula emsebenzini futhi mahhala ukunakekela izingane zabanye abantu nokuboleka imali. Esikhundleni sokucasuka, uwela ebuthakathakeni obumangalisayo, esikhundleni sokushaya othile ngezindebe, ukhale yedwa. 

Kodwa qaphela: uma ukhuluma kabi ngonina, uzokukhipha uqhoqhoqho ngamazinyo akhe!

Umdlavuza kukhaphethi womshado.

Abanye baphupha i-Jacuzzi egcwele ama-supermodel anqunu, abanye bekhadi lesikweletu legolide kanye ne-Lamborghini enhle. Amaphupho omdlavuza omfazi / umyeni kanye nenzalo ebomvu enezinwele ezibomvu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, iholo elijwayelekile ezweni, amakamelo amathathu athokomele kanye nesiqandisi esigcwele kwanele. ICancer Guy ibonakala ingumuntu wesifazane oqinile emaphusheni abo amabi kakhulu. Umculi wothando owazazisa ngosuku lwesithathu, enesifiso esijulile somshado wasesontweni kanye nesidlo sakusihlwa sasekhaya, ngentshiseko enomona esebenzisa isisho esithi "unyaka ngamunye ungumphrofethi." ICancer ithanda kanjani?

Umuntu onenkani nowasekhaya, usaqhathanisa umkakhe nomama wakhe. Uhlukumeza ezakhe izingane ngokuziyala ukuba zibambe ngekhanda uMthethosisekelo wangoMeyi 3 kanye “noMama kaNkulunkulu”. Akasoze enze umsebenzi ngenxa yokuthi uthambile futhi uyaxolelana kulokhu, futhi ukuncintisana kumnika izilonda zesisu kanye ne-reflux. Umbhali wezimali ebhizinisini lomndeni noma umnikazi wesitolo esinezinto zakudala ezinothuli uzobonisa unembeza wakhe. Kodwa ngeke athathe umndeni wakhe eholidini elingavamile, ngoba wesaba amaphekula nomkhuhlane wezingulube. Futhi, abaphakeli izinqamu zengulube neklabishi eTunisia! 

I-Cancer Woman iyi-manipulator ephelele. 

Umdlavuza Woman mubi nakakhulu. Ibukeka intekenteke futhi ibuthakathaka. Ukucasuka lapho ubona igundane, i-quintessence yobufazi, elahlekelwa ukwazi nganoma yisiphi isizathu, igigitheka futhi ibambelele ehlombe lakhe ngokukhathazeka, okungcono kakhulu indoda endala kakhulu. Umuntu oneshwa akaqapheli ngokushesha ukuthi ubhekene nomuntu oshisekayo "wenjabulo yomndeni", osevele eseneminyaka emihlanu eyazi kahle ukuthi uzoshada ngayiphi ingubo nokuthi kufanele ayisuse ngenkani kunodoli. i-stroller ngaphambi kwesikole. Eqinisweni, wayengabamba abafana "abakhulelwe", kodwa akadingi. Futhi ngakho abanakuzivikela phambi kwakhe. 

Uphatha ngokungenamahloni umfana ngezinkophe eziphaphazelayo, izingubo eziphaphazelayo futhi ebonakala engenakuzisiza.

Kumdakisa aze azitshele ukuthi ungubani, ahudule isitsha esikhalayo phambi kwe-altare futhi amphathise yonke impahla yakhe. Bese uyaziqhenya futhi eqiniseka ukuthi nguye ophethe! Iyadabukisa. U-Rachitsa - indlovukazi yekhishi kanye nenkosikazi yegumbi lokuhlala negumbi lokulala - umdlisa ngesidlo sakusihlwa esikhulu (umona omkhulu, namadoda akhuluphele awaphumelelanga kangako ngabesifazane) futhi ufuna ubufakazi obuqhubekayo bothando. Uthatha ishekeli lakhe, avale imithambo yakhe nge-cholesterol evela esobho elicakiwe nesobho elihlanzekile, futhi uhlala enezingane. 

Umdlavuza kanye nenzalo eminingi. 

Kunjalo, zingane. Itimu ye-Numero uno uma kukhulunywa nge-Crayfish. Ngokuzalwa kwenzalo yabo yokuqala, bahamba njengezeqamthetho. Umhlaba wonke awusekho - i-Cancers chat ebusisiwe, i-peck and knit mini-socks. Bangajikijela inombolo eskrolayo yengane etafuleni elisesitolo sokudlela esikhethekile, bajabule lapho bebona isitaki, futhi bakhafulele i-mousse yemifino njengezilima. 

Injabulo yaphakade ibalindile, uma nje izobanikeza umfudlana oqhubekayo wenzalo entsha. Izingane ezindala zizobathanda. Zisengwa ngokungethembeki kurejista yemali futhi zisetshenziselwa ukuthutha. Umdlavuza, njengoba kuvame ukuba njalo ngama-hypochondriacs, aphila aze afike ekhulwini enempilo enhle, nakuba ekhuluphele kakhulu. Futhi ngobusuku bangaphambi kokufa kwabo, balungiselela uquqaba lwezingane, abazukulu nabantwana babazukulu isidlo sakusihlwa kangangokuthi izingane zabo zezingane ezisanda kweva eshumini nambili zidla okusalile ngemva komngcwabo kayisemkhulu.

Veronica Kowalkowska

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