Ukukhanya Nezithunzi Sagittarius

Izimpawu Zomlingiswa Ezinhle Nezimbi Kakhulu zeSagittarius

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Estate Star

Lapho umama ephethe i-Sagittarius encane enqoleni yegrosa, yonke indawo ingena enjabulo. Wonke umuntu, okuhlanganisa abantu abangenamakhaya bendawo kanye nomakhelwane ophikisanayo ophansi, qoqa, uqoqe izipho futhi ubuze ukuthi ulale kanjani namuhla.

I-Sagittarius yamukela lezi zimemezelo zothando ngomusa wemvelo - ngokuzithandela unikeza "ezinhlanu" futhi, ngokuhlehlisa ngokuthandekayo, ukusabalalisa ukumamatheka okukhazimulayo kwesokunxele nakwesokudla. Uyinkanyezi ezelwe: enqumayo, enobudlelwane futhi ekhuluma ngokungagwegwesi, ehlala esesimweni esihle...

Esikoleni, uvikela abangani ababuthakathaka, uba nengxoxo yamasiko nemibono nompristi, futhi ucela uthisha ukuba aye ezu.

Umngane wesintu

Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, iklabhu yabalandeli beSagittarius ikhula ibe ngamanani amakhulu. Ukube amaqhawe anamandla empeleni abekhona, cishe wonke angaba amaSagittarians. I-Sagittarius iwumfanekiso wokubekezelelana kanye nomthandi wokuhlukahluka - unabangane phakathi kwabantu abangenamakhaya kanye nezikhulu, i-schizophrenics kanye nabazinikele, amafairies kanye nama-nihilists.

Lolu wucingo lwabo losizo, ibhange elikhipha imali ebolekiwe, futhi, uma kunesidingo, kanye nokuhlala ubusuku bonke kanye ne-snack bar. Lapho umndeni onezicukuthwane ucasukile, uzithela phezu kwe-transvestite elele emhubheni we-Sagittarius, uvele ahlehle amahlombe.

Umbono womphakathi mayelana nenkampani enobulungiswa bezombangazwe lapho ingemuva lilahlekelwa khona igama layo elihle. Uyisitha sokuzenzisa, ukuba ndikindiki kanye nomqondo omncane.

Ihhovisi Napoleon

Uyingcweti yezinhlolokhono zomsebenzi. Ngemizuzu eyi-10 nje, umqashi wesikhathi esizayo uzothandana naye. Lokho kucwebezela emehlweni akhe lapho ekhuluma ngemibono yakhe yokuyisa inkampani phezulu! Uyakwazi ukuhlela yonke into ngokumamatheka okukhazimulayo, ukumbambatha emhlane noma ukuqabula okunamandla esandleni.

Ethandeka futhi ethembekile, wayenesandla ebhizinisini lakhe. Ithimba lakhe livumelana kakhulu kunemindeni eminingi. I-Sagittarius imbusa ngendlela efanele, iyamkhuthaza, esikhundleni sokugxila kuye futhi ingafaki ikhala lakhe kuye. Wathukuthela kafushane. Akakwazi ukuhlokoloza.

indlovukazi yobuhle kanye neqhawe

Eqinisweni, kunzima ukuhlangana ne-Sagittarius evela ocansini olulungile ngaphandle komqhele wabakhangisi abangenayo. Imvelo yamnikeza ubulili kusukela lapha kuya kuVenus, umusa, ukunambitheka okuhle kakhulu nesimo sokuthokoza.

Intshisekelo yezemidlalo nayo isebenzela yena, isekela umzimba ekulweni namandla adonsela phansi kanye ne-cellulite. Futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo, abesifazane balesi sibonakaliso bangamantombazane alinganayo, abangani ongaya nabo e-opera nasemdlalweni, phuza i-champagne futhi uphuze ubhiya ebhodleleni.

Bajabulela ukuzijabulisa okungalawuleki, futhi nakuba bengase babonakale bedlala ngothando, ukunqoba uthando akukho ezingqondweni zabo. Onobuhle abaningi bashaqeka lapho bebona ukuthi lo wesifazane omangalisayo ufuna nje ukuba umngane nabo, hhayi ukulala.

Uyabekezela futhi akagayeki into eyodwa kuphela - amanga. Ngakho-ke, uma umfana ewela ebuchosheni futhi emkhohlisa, makavume ngokushesha, ngaphandle kwalokho akasoze amthethelela. Abesifazane kufanele balwele abayeni babo, njengeSagittarius, kuma-duels.

Yena, ngaphandle kokungabaza, uzoshaya u-dribbler owabiza umkakhe ngokuthi "imbongolo", ammboze ngesifuba sakhe, bese, ngaphandle kwamahloni, ngaphandle kwamahloni, akhale nge-melodrama ku-movie futhi amqhubele emseleni ukuze asindise izinyane lekati elinesidladla esiphukile. Kuyingxube kaSuperman noCasanova.

Okhethiweyo wakhe uzizwa sengathi uwine ilotho: wonke amatshwele asemsebenzini wakhe,

kodwa wamkhetha! Akanawo umkhuba wokuhlukanisa, akawazi umuzwa wesikhwele futhi ukhuthaza umkakhe kukho konke akwenzayo. Futhi abangani bakhe bangabangane bakhe.

Ubusha baphakade

Ama-Sagittarians awagugi ngempela. Abesifazane bafana ikakhulukazi nontanga yamadodakazi abo futhi baphule izinhliziyo ezingaphezu kwamashumi ayisikhombisa. Yebo, bathola amafutha amancane ngokukhula, ngoba bathanda ukudla kahle futhi abajwayele ukudla, kodwa ukuvivinya umzimba okuvamile kubabeka esimweni esihle kakhulu.

Bonke abanye ontanga yakhe bahamba ngezinduku, bekhwehlela futhi bashwabadela amathani amaphilisi, kanti iSagittarius yenza imibuthano ebazungezile ngama-roller skates. Ungabangane abakhulu nentsha, ngakho akalokothi aphume enkingeni, futhi unezinto ezingamakhulu ezinkulungwane ezithakazelisayo angayenza ngaphandle kokuxazulula izindida zamagama noma ukuthatha uhambo lokuya emtholampilo.

Ekugcineni, ebulala amakhulu, uwela ezinkulungwaneni eziyisishiyagalombili. Ingxenye yomhlaba isendleleni eya emngcwabeni, futhi ama-hectoliter ezinyembezi ezichithwe abalilayo abangela igagasi lezikhukhula eVistula.… Nethunzi

isibonelo se-ADHD

Akugcinanga lapho le brat embi kabi noma iklebhula uqhwaku. Ngisho nalapho elele (futhi elala ihora lonke ngosuku), umba amashidi futhi akhulume. Ubuza isilinganiso semibuzo eyi-100 ngomzuzu, okuyinto embi nakakhulu, noma kunjalo, ngoba inkumbulo ayiwona amandla akhe.

Akwanele ukuthi abuze kubazali bakhe, ngakho wanamathela kunkulunkulu womoya wama-chumps anecala, abaphuza ubhiya esangweni, iposi, iphoyisa lesifunda ... ukhuluma nezinja eziboshwe phambi kwesitolo kuze kube bahlafuna intambo baphephethe. Izisebenzi zokufundisa lapho zimbona ziwela othandweni - iSagittarius izocasula sonke isifundo ngokugedla kwakhe, ubuso bakhe obuhlubukayo kanye nesilulumagama esiqhubekayo.

Lapho ecelwa ukuba aphendule, uyaxakeka futhi abuze ngokuzwakalayo ikhono likathisha, okwenza ikilasi libe nesiphithiphithi. Akazi ukuthi igama elithi "imiphumela" lisho ukuthini, ugibela izigxobo zikagesi ukuze azijabulise noma antshontshe imoto kamakhelwane futhi ayishayele ohambweni ... aqonde efasiteleni lesitolo esiseduze.

Ingane engasetshenzisiwe

Uthanda ukuzicabangela njengomuntu ongaconformist. Kodwa ngempela untula isizotha. Ukhuluma ngokuthi umlomo wakhe uzochelela kanjani, futhi egameni lokwethembeka okungaqondwa kahle uphonsela inselelo abantu ukuba "bakhuluphele", "isiphukuphuku" kanye "nesilima". Umi ekhanda lakhe ukuze angasolwa ngokukhuliswa kahle - ufunga njengomthungi wezicathulo futhi ukhuluma amahlaya angcolile kangangokuthi angamenyanya uBerlusconi.

Uya emdlalweni we-opera egqoke i-tracksuit, futhi lapho umakhalekhukhwini wakhe ukhala phakathi nomshado wabangane bakhe, uyawuthatha ngomoya ophansi futhi akhulume kuze kube sekupheleni kwemisa, egawula iziqalekiso. Uyaqiniseka ukuthi akanakubhujiswa, ngakho ungena emidlalweni eyingozi kakhulu futhi uchitha isikhathi sakhe esiningi ekhonkolo kusukela ekhanda kuye ozwaneni.

Ngokunganaki nokunganaki, empeleni uhlala engumfana ongasetshenzisiwe ongazi imingcele kunoma yini - kungaba ubulili, ukucindezela i-pedal yegesi noma ukuchitha imali. Izinto azilibazisa azithandayo zihlanganisa ukuphuza ukukhanya kwenyanga okungase kube yingozi nokuya ezindaweni lapho ama-amoeba ayengamila khona emathunjini akhe noma adliwe izingwenya.

Akakwazi ukuba umngani namaHomo sapiens ajwayelekile. Uma ungenayo i-delirium tremens, awuyona i-transsexual, hhayi i-kleptomaniac, noma okungenani i-militant devout, ngakho-ke awunalutho ongalubheka eklabhu yakhe.

Snob and lekkoduch

Akakuthandi ngempela ukusebenza, kodwa, ngeshwa, kufanele. Ubumpofu buyamcindezela, futhi ikhabethe elishibhile libangela ukusha kwesibindi. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, lapho ethola imali, uyinyakazisa njengoMarie Antoinette ngaphambi kweNguquko YaseFrance. Uthenga ama-dupe ngaphandle kokubheka amanani, uwela ngamaqhinga abathengisi, akazi (futhi akafuni ukwazi) ukuthi iyini ibhondi, impesheni noma iZUS.

Uzama ukuvala imbobo kubhajethi yomndeni ngokuchitha ubusuku bonke etafuleni le-roulette. Waba nenhlanhla enkulu ngoba wayeyenga wonke umuntu ayengabathola emsebenzini futhi mhlawumbe wayengeke axoshwe.

Pho uma engakwazi, akazifundi izinkontileka azisayinayo, amgxeke sengathi ulahliwe? Kodwa yeka ukuthi muhle kangakanani namahlaya awashoyo, ephuma njalo ngemizuzu eyi-10 eyohlaba ikhefu lentuthu elithatha ihora!

UNkosazana Poduschalsk kanye nomfana ogangile

Akukho lutho futhi akekho ocasula amadoda afana noBaba-Sagittarius. Ama-toto parades ayapendiwa futhi abekwe eceleni, njengamabhungane amagxolo emkhosini wasehlathini, esikwe inkaba. Inamathela kubafana, ihlebe ezindlebeni zabo namalulwane ngezinkophe zamanga, bese ... eshaya ngezidladla zawo. Yeka ubuwula - ukubamba intokazi emsulwa ngedolo! Nomfo ompofu, acishe wamklinya ngesifuba esingenalutho emzuzwini odlule, kufanele abekezelele ukunambitha. Ngeshwa, ngeke kugcine lapho.

UNksz Sagittarius unomyeni lapho, kodwa akamnaki kakhulu, ngoba umatasa kakhulu ukuyenga umhlaba wonke. Uyakuzonda ukuhlangana kwabantu besifazane ngoba basuke bengavikelekile ezintelezini zakhe futhi abawenzi amehlo anamafutha uma bembona. Akapheki ukudla kwakusihlwa, umuzi wakhe ugcwele isiphithiphithi, umholo wakhe neholo lomshado uchitha ngokuthenga okhilimu wamehlo nobhodisi abaphushayo.

Ukubona i-Sagittarius othandweni, umuntu angafinyelela esiphethweni sokuthi ungumfana othakazelisayo, olungele ukwenza noma yikuphi ukuzidela ngenxa yenjabulo yokhethiweyo wakhe. Ukuze sihlale sithembekile futhi sinakekela. Phela kuyacaca ukuthi uyazifela ngothando - uyazulazula emamatheka okomuntu oyisilima, eqalaza ngamehlo enkonyane egona abantu abadlula ngendlela.

USeli useyasangana kangangokuthi useze wathatha iSagittarius empofu. Akazi, owesifazane oneshwa, ukuthi kunomuntu oshiseka ngokweqile futhi othanda ubudlelwano bamahhala, ohlanyiswa othandweni ngokwesilinganiso kanye ngesonto futhi abe nomuzwa ongapheli, onothando yedwa.

Le Dairy Bar Casanova iba ne-amnesia esheshayo lapho ibona umlenze ogobile noma umlomo omnandi. Uyakhohlwa ukuthi usevele unomfazi (okungcono i-masochist eyinkimbinkimbi emkhonze njengethole legolide) kanye nama-mistress okungenani amathathu. Kodwa uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, akabathandi nhlobo abantu besifazane.

Uyakuthanda ukulala nabo, kodwa ufuna okuthile okwengeziwe? Angakwazi ukukhuluma nozakwabo, abangasoze bacabanga ukufuna okuthile kuye, bagxeke noma, okubi nakakhulu, bafune ukukhipha udoti.

izinyane le-gingerbread

U-Strzelze omningi ukhuluphala ngokukhula. Isono sesihlanu esibulalayo siphindisela kubo ngendlela yamafutha, imibimbi kanye ne-cellulite. Ukubhalisela umtholampilo wokuhlinza ngobuhle noma i-peeling marathon akusizi. Ngakho endaweni ethile cishe amashumi amahlanu Strzelce kubo bobabili

abameleli bobulili bafaka ama-corsets futhi bahlale kuwo kuze kube sekupheleni kokuphila kwabo.

Bephuciwe futhi beluliwe, bamba izingubo zentsha, bezama ukulingisa abaneminyaka engamashumi amabili ubudala. Umphumela uyamangaza. Umama "Klava" uStrzelec ushaya indodakazi yakhe esikoleni, futhi ubaba walesi sibonakaliso uthatha wonke umholo we-alimony eminingi.

Veronica Kowalkowska